Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

koalified

adj. Aussie expression for a Veterinarian, or any other semi-professional bloke, who has passed all his exams and is able to leave University, or the Perth College of Sheep-dipping as the case may be, and inflict himself, or herdself, upon the world.

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G’day Bruce! Heard, or should I say ‘Herd’ , you have koalified at last! How soon ‘til the local jumpbucks face yer clobber and start feeling the gentle touch of your tar brush on their tender spots?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Joey Koala

The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!

I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.

by Joey Koala October 14, 2007

baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"

by flavahnice May 17, 2008

Yellow Koalas

A criminal organization or "gang" mainly based in urban areas of Columbus, OH. The make-up of this clan is mostly Caucasian individuals, and unexpectedly, about 2/3 of the group's population is made up of homosexual men. Their inconspicuous color choice of yellow was made to allow victims feel a sense of comfort with the affiliation. This is quite the misnomer as Yellow Koala activities include crimes such as human trafficking, wellfare fraud, and manslaughter. They are especially notorious for cases of assault towards young children. They refer to this as "friendly" attacks or "Barney" assault.

Dem Yellow Koalas dangrous as hells

by ganginfoohio April 27, 2010

Stokus Koalaington

A legend beyond comparison. He is often fond of bridges and dislikes assholes who destroy them.

Yo dude, why'd you destroy Stokus Koalaington's bridge?

by K4Koala February 4, 2013