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keysersozee

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.
Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards
by Mef March 26, 2005
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Keystone Camp

All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.
Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!
by keystonegirlfornever November 23, 2011
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keys

She forgot her keys again, so she thought to remind him of it.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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Keystroke

A class type in the Roblox game Black magic. They are used by typing in a combo of keys really fast, like stroking keys, to do a move. An example of an easier keystroke class is Berzerker, which uses strokes that contain three to four keys on average. Examples: ddsc sax sdq asdq wdaq wwq ddq ssq aaq. A harder keystroke is Terumi which you have to buy to use. The keystrokes for that one contain about three to four keys but they are spread around the board sdp dasp are two, and they can be harder to use. Also if you get "gud" at a keystroke you will be a near god in Black Magic, so learn one to win good. Thats all I know.
"This class doesn't work?!?"

"bro u nub its a keystroke and ur to lame to use one u nub lmao rekt savage" (and other Roblox insults
by SomeLooserOnTheInternet February 28, 2018
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Keyster

A person that holds the key(s). Whether it be access to something to place or essential information.
1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010
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KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.
Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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Keysha

A white girl named getto because her moms redneck. Usually sarcastic ,soical ,and loved by all. Savage when drunk and banging hot.
Keysha has epic eye's.
by Armored_Doll December 20, 2016
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