Jinxy

Sketchy or iffy.

John is so jinxy, he sleeps like a bear and never goes out.

by Pizzuhgurl March 10, 2009

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

Joiner

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

by Luke Puke March 31, 2013

joined one's ancestors

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

by Bella Min February 11, 2020

Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck

person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.

by gotzsole August 1, 2009

Rally Jinx

1. When a person angrily writes off a sports team (after they've gone down by a seemingly insurmountable score or have given up some late points), only to have said team come back and win the game in an amazing fashion.

2. A type of superstitious reverse curse.

Holy shit dude, after the Braves went down 4-0 to the Giants in game 2 of the NLDS, I posted on Facebook that they were finished! But then they came from behind and won it in extra innings! I totally rally jinxed them!

by Scot Daftest October 11, 2010

Graveyard joint

Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.

Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.

Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.

by Igid and Plu August 16, 2012