MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Gone to Amsterdam With Jason

A code word for smoking marijuana. The term "Gone to Amsterdam With Jason" was mentioned in the Rooster Teeth Podcast - Episode #368

Gus - "Were you there with Jason, because I was in Amsterdam with Jason."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."

by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 5, 2016

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

the jason

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.

have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good

by qu October 9, 2005

jesona

The best girl in all of the universe. She is the nicest girl ever.

I want to know a jesona

by JJest123 May 14, 2015

jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up

As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her

by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017