Jamaican Inksquirter

rare lepidopterous insect known for squirting sepia ink from several openings on the end of its abdomen when reggae music is encountered.

I like reggae about as much as a Jamaican Inksquirter.

by suzy onoh February 2, 2008

jamaican mudslide

when you take a shit on someones hand while their sleeping. and tickle their face so they result in slapping your shit on their own face.

sleeping person: (sleeping)
awake person: smearing shit on others hand then tickle face and its a jamaican mudslide

by steven brian July 29, 2010

jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts

dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.

by paulthecomet May 28, 2010

jamaican wipeout

When going down on a girl with a hairy vag grab two handfuls of pubes twist them around your hands and head-butt said hairy vag!

"arthur gave carolyn that jamaican wipeout"

by lebarron james June 27, 2007

Jamaican Popsicle

When you get so high you eat up all your food that you take a dump a put into the freezer and eat it like a popsicle

I was so high mon, that i made a jamaican popsicle

by thee shiznit January 7, 2009

jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.

My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!

by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010