Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025

Daddy issues

The trauma from have an absent/negligent or abusive father from childhood

Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters

by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023

Skill Issue

When someone does something badly or when someone takes a massive L

Tyler: I just nuked the country of Turkey.
Me: That's a skill issue.

by Arson Lord October 4, 2022

skill issue

An easy way to annoy your friends when they mess up a prank or any random task

You sold...skill issue!!!!

by GD Bracket August 22, 2025

Issue

Cameron Stults

Cameron Stults is indeed himself, an issue

by Badassblondie April 18, 2022

skill issue

Piers

chase: motherfuckers say skill issue, motherfuckers say skill issue
harris: you pronounce piers very wrong

by Tazerman69 August 16, 2022

trust issues

when u play too much amogus

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."

by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023