Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into a ho.

I never said I would ban fracking, how do you think I got where I am?

by Kamarris October 8, 2020

Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

by Jame bonde November 17, 2020

Fracking

When a homosapien male sticks his penis into 2-12" cylindrical hole dug into the Earth's soil at a prior time. Typically, raw fornication is achieved with Mother Nature.

Did you catch President Joe Biden fracking on the White House front lawn last Thursday?

by HunterW99 December 15, 2020

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021

Freaking Majju Chan

A special term given to people who were born on August 8, 2008 (08/08/08) in Jhumri Telaiya (a city in Jharkhand, India). People born on this date are said to be extremely annoying and silly. They are also said to be descendants of a Majju's (a dirty little peasant) family. They are said to be notoriously ridiculous. The 'Chan' at the end refers to a female.

"She's such a freaking Majju Chan!" complained the rich owner.

by realmatrix17 March 28, 2021

Fracking

The act of shitting in the bed of your enemies.

He tried to steal my girlfriend, so I gave him a good fracking.

by hotglueharlot April 16, 2021

Fracking

What happened to you butthole when you passed out on the ground in the trailer park.

DANG! Maw and Paw and cousin junior sure musta been fracking my butthole all night, cuz I barely made it to my shift at the waffle hut this mornin' on account of my hind-end hurtin' so much, y'all. Praise Jeezus, it stings!

by Sasquatch Sandwich July 6, 2021