FLOO

A easy way of telling someone to move or to scooch to the side.

YO floo to the side I can't see the TV

by leetheswedishmaster May 29, 2018

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Floob

Someone so ignorant that they completely lack common sense (in the funny way)

I can't believe you would be such a floob

by Floobmaker (Sam) October 23, 2018

floob doob

shit i messed up

floob doob ive done it again!

by MCsploody November 12, 2018

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

by eggsandpan November 30, 2018

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

by CNTFKD December 26, 2018

Flomp

Noun

Short for flompliment: A mix of the word flame and the word compliment.

A phrase targetting a person or idea that both insults and compliments at the same time.

This differs from a backhanded compliment, as it's not simply an insult disguised as a compliment, but simply a very honest telling of a pro and a con of an individual in one sentence.

Additionally, the insult and compliment must relate to one another. Otherwise, it's just two separate remarks.

"That's such a nice dress. It does wonders for your figure."

Flomped.

by Nopenopenopenopw January 3, 2019