Fernandotesco

A condition in which your dick looks like there is bread crumbs on the tip. Like you have just fucked the shit out of a load of bread.

“Dude did you see Cletus’s Fernandotesco dick”

by NurtearlFure February 10, 2023

fernalando

A 5'6 ish hispanic king who makes good playlists and has funky vibes. Physical attributes include a booty so thick it might shake the foundation of your home. He's also equipped with long curly hair, glasses, piercings, and the mustache/beard pussy killer combo, He claims to be a proud munch & he comes in his swaggiest corduroy pants and graphic tee. Overall 10/10.

"Damn, I wanna be like Fernalando"
or
"Damn, Fernalando has no bitches."

by fatgalacticalienpussy May 19, 2023

Fernando

He is a short mexican border-hopper who says taco a lot

Did you hear about braylin he is such a morbidly obese fernando.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Ferniest

When someone does or says something Fernie would.

Kaleb: How was your night with Makayla?

Fernie: It was amazing, I made her kneel and refer to me as Fidel Castro, before I gave her my supreme burrito.

Kaleb: Wow, that's so Fernie! The Ferniest!

by Lil'Linguine June 21, 2023

Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023

Fernaphobia

The fear of a middle age boy named Fernando

Luke has fernaphobia.

by Phineasofc:D April 26, 2023

Fernando

To betray one’s squad in Call of Duty MW2 DMZ mode

Wow, that operator really did a Fernando on us

by COD Player May 14, 2023