Jamasian Facial

When a jamacan Asian girl gets a facial from a big ole silver horse of a black guy

White guy: yo aaron I heard you banged that jamasian girl
Black guy: yeah blood bet. I gave her a jamasian facial

by Bigolehorsedick September 11, 2016

Dick faced bitch

An ugly bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"

by #NGA March 8, 2017

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

Panny Facing About

A Scottish term used to describe someone who is just being stupid and silly.

Person 1: I hate everyone who doesn’t like apples.
Person 2: Please, stop Panny Facing About.

by The NathanatorYT June 6, 2020

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021