expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

by slamotte July 9, 2012

Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

expensive

A girl or guy (generally good looking or with swagg) with class and self respect, someone of value

Damn that chick is looking expensive, i wanna get at her

by qtpieG September 23, 2010

expotential

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

by brownsuite September 24, 2011

express

The holy grail of sweet ass clothing.

gay or straight this shit makes you look pimp

by dj April 1, 2005

Manbird Experiment

This terms defines a unique, new style of living which combines the skills of falconry, poetry and music composition, with bi-polar disorder, tattoos and secondary misanthropism. Named after the poet and composer, Manbird Experiment.

"I'm so sick of you people, I think I'll do a Manbird for a couple months."

"I was able to finish writing my magnus opus during my 2002 Manbird Experiment."

by B. William Bohrd April 12, 2005

Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.

Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009