Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
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Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed
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Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
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