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doing a Dean

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.
*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"
by Magnum Mayhem July 7, 2011
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Doing a Toby

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.
I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.
by big gizzle October 18, 2013
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doing the duffy

Using multiple hashtags at once on a single post. They tend to be long, unknown and creative, awkward and/or just plain weird.
#tomorrowsmybirthdaysoImupforshanking
#thatsreallyillegalwhoops
#bitchdontkillmyvibe
#whitegirlprobs
#morewhitegirlprobs

"Woah man, that girl is SERIOUSLY doing the duffy."
by The Real JLE November 3, 2013
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Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
by Mappyl November 4, 2013
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doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.
by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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Doinger

A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound
doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy
by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013
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doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.
Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.
by sexypigeon May 16, 2014
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