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Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.
Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
by IIMikII January 8, 2011
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Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
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discreetion

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012
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distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck
They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011
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Clan Disruption

"Clan Disruption is way better than Clan Peacefull!"
by your mother's boyfriend March 14, 2009
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Directioner

psychotic girls who will literally do anything to have 1d notice them. they are the deadliest fandoms and send out thousands of hate messages a day. dont piss them off or insult one direction or the will kill you. their room decorations consist of one direction posters, one direction dolls, one direction bedsheets, and one direction everything. they try to find out where the boys are every second of the day. they are Class A stalkers.

CAUTION: Never get in the way of a directioner and her computer/phone. they will die without tumblr and twitter.
"OMG! Zayn's new hair! My ovaries!!"

"CARROTS! hahahaha!!!"

"ur nt a tru directionr if u use spewns!"

"EW! ELOUNOR IS FAKE! LARRY 5EVAH!"

"you dont like 1d?!?!? DIRECTIONERS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!
by AmericanFreak October 13, 2013
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Directioner

Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.
"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"
by TheRealThing August 25, 2013
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