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Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?
by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021
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Crystal

Crystal can be defined as “Agreeing towards something and ending up not sticking to your word”
1. Him : Oh she “Pulled a CRYSTAL” at work today
2. Her : Yes we shall do full body wax.

(Few days later)…(Nothing happens)

Him : You pulled a Crystal again
by Gilfoyle Dragneel December 15, 2021
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Crystal pvp

Crystal pvp is a type of minecraft pvp . When a players legs are at the same area as the end crystal. They will take a lot of damage and might die if they do not have enough good enough gear . There are a few types of crystal pvp such as the hit crystal and butterfly crystal . People need a lot of totems of undying golden apples and ender Pearls as crystal pvp is very dangerous.
Who do you think is the best at crystal pvp ?
by shockwavemax April 21, 2022
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The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.
I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K
by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021
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Smoking the crystal

smokin dope out of a crystal shaped pipe
Kevin: Noskey, have you been smoking the crystal again?
Noskey:sure nuff have
by W33DSMKR February 21, 2011
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crustamanium

a place surronded by a bunch of unattractive, old, dirty people.
dude i went downtown when the shoes were by two get 1 pair free and it was this years crustamanium
by natalie July 15, 2003
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crustatious pussy

The action of having a crusty pussy
Eww that pussy stank last night that girl in the club had a Crustatious pussy like wooooooo nigga that shut stanky
by Pussy destroyer dude 666 June 9, 2017
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