crotchfruit salad

an abortion

GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....

by the original kalichan April 24, 2010

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

crotch spiders

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.

Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016

crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.

#1
The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

#2

Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

by LS-Train July 6, 2004

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009