Catholic Candy Job

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.

The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!

by 1113454563q4557657957 February 15, 2008

catholic

Someone who thinks they are better than anybody else because somebody told them so, and they read it in a book.

The Catholic Church is the "Only True Church" How arrogant can these people be?
What about Hundus, Islams, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Shintos, and the rest of them? Are they all wrong? Are Babtists evil? Is being Episcopilian wrong because Mary isn't a Saint?
Who is right?
Why does the Catholic church proclaim supremacy? Did Jesus declare that?

Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his Television show?

Who seeks the truth?

by Wretchid April 17, 2006

catholic

group of people on a neverending question to stop masturbation by scaring kids that they will go to hell

if you do that jesus will send your sinful ass to hell!

by b3n February 14, 2005

catholic

A set of beliefs, practices, and rites irrationally maintained by ignorance of the laws of nature or by faith in magic or chance.

My Grandmother is so Catholic that whenever she loses at cards, she turns her Virgin Mary statue towards the wall. That'll show her.

by not named Michael February 2, 2005

Catholic Crotch Grab

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

Catholicentric

(n.) One who bases his or her political ideals on the prospects of the Catholic Church (i.e. Super-conservative no-church-and-state homophobes); One who believes Catholicism to be the center of their universe.

Nah, I don't talk to him - he's such a Catholicentric

by JerZor December 11, 2005

catholic

A term derived from the Greek words 'cathos' and 'licos'. Cathos refers to male genetelia, while licos refers to rapid tongue movement.

I don't want them Catholics anywhere near my children, especially my boys.

by Peter Long March 22, 2005