by The One and Only What December 09, 2017
Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
by Lgmobile98 March 13, 2016
Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 05, 2014
The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 10, 2010
Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids August 31, 2015
When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
by Thetatochip February 09, 2023
Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016