Definitions by Thisdickonyourhead

Taint-sit 

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.

Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"

Taint-sit by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

Condom-shooter 

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

Condom-shooter by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014