An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013
Get the Oven Closedmug. by Wik :) October 4, 2021
Get the close-ishmug. Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020
Get the Close your garage doormug. A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Idea Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people by sending Death Threats and White Knights after them when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a greedy artist thousands of dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.
Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
Get the Closed Speciesmug. A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012
Get the Close Sittermug. The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
by brownsource November 8, 2016
Get the Closing effectmug. 