Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

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Eat clean

To consume as little junk food as possible, concentrating on whole grains, complex carbohydrates, starches, fruits, vegetables, lean meats, and healthy fats; used almost exclusively in sports and bodybuilding circles.

"If you wanna get big, bro, you gotta train hard, eat clean, and sleep right."

by Coprolith October 23, 2005

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cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush

A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!

by OneFaller September 28, 2005

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