shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Sour Cream and Onion Delight

A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.

Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

Cinnabon Creamer

When a person receives or gives oral sex and brings their partner to climax while drinking a cup coffee at the same time.

I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer

by Agnar April 8, 2017

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Oreo cream surprise

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.

My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.

by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018

South Cheam

The best place to live in the whole of fucking England
The houses are huge and everyone are legends
You can get to pretty much anywhere easily from south Cheam
It is much better than North Cheam where you will probably get stabbed
South Cheam is posh as fuck

Mate let’s go to south Cheam and buy some fucking ten grand vodka cos they’re all fucking rich.

by Wettie Don 2018 November 4, 2018

Victory Cream

The semen produced when a man loses his virginity.

Hey, did you hear that Matthew gave Nicole his victory cream last Friday?

by The Uncreamable May 6, 2019