Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

choad

A magical sword that is only wieldable by the Sir Clark Klan.

The SCK beat us to death with their choads.

by The sniper from the year of two-thousand and one June 9, 2004

choam

foamy spooge that comes from a choad.

after brad was chillie wipped, he got a face full of choam.

by choadlover June 6, 2004

choagie

A cheese hoagie. Usually contains both provolone and american cheeses, lettuce, tomato, onions, hot peppers, oil and oregano. If the hoagie comes from Wawa, you need to specify "Wawa choagie." The best come from the small Italian sandwich or pizza shops in South Philly.

"One choagie, everything, pickes on the side."

by Heather Goldberg July 19, 2006

choady

nassar's dog's name when being molested by either jonathan or michael.

ooooooh choady!!!!!

by the gucc July 8, 2003

choad

Akin to a hairy door-knob (sic)

"It looks like a choad."

"You're a choad."

by Zer0_Divide April 8, 2007