Golden Butthole

When someone's farts never smell

Your farts don't smell? You must have the Golden Butthole

by Golden pair September 30, 2016

butthole pants

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Pants that are abnormally tight, and can usually be found on someone like Dan Dan, or Joe Jonas.

P: Why would you wear butthole pants that tight?
D: Because I take it up the ass and my chest is weird.

by sssevered January 4, 2010

Butthole in the sand

It is an butthole in the sand.

1. Dude, have you heard of the butthole in the sand.
2. Nope

by DenBlekaKnarkHoran October 10, 2013

dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

butthole licker

The name you give to a girl who you don't really know but you know she licks ass. Her name, unfortunately, becomes butthole licker.

Q "Hey who just walked into the party?"

A "It looks like Jill, Mary and butthole licker."

by Janice Peterson January 7, 2008

butthole 69

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

billy butthole

When some one opens your butt and swirls their finger around in it.

"billy butthole"

by Jo-Jo potato November 18, 2009