grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Bog

Nickname of a youtuber who likes to kick footballs...
Wroetoshaw.

Harry: I accidentally kicked a football on my moms face..
Tobi: yaa common ‘BOGGER’
ETHAN: he’s done itttttttt!

by Vikkstar6969 March 11, 2021

Bog

Bog is a nickname that you would give to a fat fucking loser.

Friend 1: Oi Bog chuck is a dart
Bog: FUCK OFF YOU CUNT I HAVE 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY WALLET

by Zetlin Sucks March 14, 2021

bog myrtle

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing

Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

Bogging

When a engine loses rpm during a drift and the car loses its momentum.

My BMW 318i is bogging in 3rd gear so I have to shift down to second and clutch kick.

by pinkfloydfan9733 April 8, 2021

Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.

This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.

by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021