a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003

Bertie Pie

similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.

"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"

by SquidBerticus February 26, 2010

hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005

berth

Where something was first orginated.. or giving berth...

where does this store make berth?

by Spence August 24, 2004

Berthy

Used in reference to an individual who is large and hairy in appearance and stature.

Damn have you seen Sebastian, how can one person be so berthy.

by Thuson March 19, 2019

Bertie

a female or male name, common in france. Usally, its a boy name.

Most people named bertie have subscribed to T-Series.

Bertie has subscribed to T-Series

by T_S3ries March 28, 2019