Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

The Beethoven

The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.

Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?

Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!

by lightninglegs October 17, 2011

Beeta

A word originating from Philadelphia, depriving from the phrase "dick beater", the word beeta can be used as insult to anyone who usually describes themselves as a "stud" or "hot" and as well can be substituted for the word "hater".

Example 1:

Man 1: Yo dawg, you see that chick over there? Y'know she want the "D".

Man 2: Nigga shut up, we all know you're a beeta.

Example 2:

Man 1: Y'know man, I think I might have a career in basketball

Man 2: But dawg, you suck.

Man 1: Man you're just a beeta.

by ThatJawnOverThere July 9, 2014

Beetle Juice

A pornographic home video.

to do a beetle juice (record a paris hilton style tape)

a beetle juicer (someone who stars in a beetle juice style video)

to be beetle juiced (to unexpectadly stumble upon a tape of beetle juice nature)

by Amy Watling August 22, 2004

Beetler

A bottle used to smoke hash.

Yo man, we need a beetler to smoke this hash.

by Lars Von Idiot October 12, 2008

beetah

New England colloquialism for a loser, jaggoff, or generally useless human. Stems from the regular defamatory remark "beater" pronounced with a thick Boston accent.

That guy Mike is a total beetah!

by C4SBeatah October 26, 2013

Beetlejuicing

Getting cummed on with corrosive acid.

Oh my god, I just got beetlejuiced. I can't see!

This beetlejuicing- AAAAAAH OH MY GOD.

by fredfig February 19, 2023