beetah 

New England colloquialism for a loser, jaggoff, or generally useless human. Stems from the regular defamatory remark "beater" pronounced with a thick Boston accent.

That guy Mike is a total beetah!

beetah by C4SBeatah October 26, 2013

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH 

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH by Hisbshshwuwu January 2, 2020

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano

-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.

beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010

Beethday 

The day when someone wishes a belated birthday to a boy/girl.

Joe: Man i had a tough time dealing with late wishes.
Jose: Dude, today You have been acting like a beethday boy.

Beethday by zeesh November 10, 2011

betah 

A term that usually Indians use to call their real homies. True definition is "son" in hindi, but Indians from America use it to call all of their Indian homies.

Tejas: Aye, what's up

Neil: Ehh, nothing much. What about you betah
Tejas: Just eating some tandoori chicken, and watching the spelling bee
Neil: Aye, Venkat just spelled iridocyclitis , this is getting too intense
Tejas: Tell me about it

betah by chicken fried rice jr. October 15, 2017

beethoven 

Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
Possibly the most revolutionary and effective composer of all time, Ludwig van Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies with sketches for a tenth, 5 piano concerti, a violin concerto, 32 sonatas (not 23 like it says up there), 16 string quartets, and other various works: in all, over 130 number opera (plural of opus) and numerous other works labeled 'work without opus'. His five piano concerti have sold more copies than almost any other classical record. Beethoven was composer in both the classical and romantic periods. His third symphony in Eb major, "eroica," is said to be the beginning of the romantic period.
Near his last 20 years of life, he finally accepted he was going deaf and went into a state of severe depression, during which he composed very little, but what he did compose, including the famous "chorale" symphony in Dm (no. 9), was great. Unfortunately, his opera, Fidelio, failed horribly because of Beethoven's diminishing hearing.
The greatest mistake of Beethoven's career was Work Without Opus No. 59: Bagatelle in A minor (Für Elise for you non-musicologists). This piece, besides mozart's K 545, is the most-spammed piece by pianists in the history of the world. In fact, it pisses them off, so just don't play it!

Famous Pieces by Beethoven include:
Symphony No. 3 in Eb major "eroica"
Symphony No. 5 in Cm
Symphony No. 6 in F major "pastorale"
Symphony No. 9 in Dm "chorale"
Piano Concerto No. 5 in Eb major "emperor"
Piano Sonata No. 8 in Cm "pathetique"
Piano Sonata No. 14 in C#m "moonlight" (quasi un fantasia)
Piano Sonata No. 29 in Bb major "hammerklavier"
33 Variations on a Waltz by Diabelli
WoO 59 in Am "Für Elise"

Music store customer #1: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(10 minutes later)
Music store customer #2: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(30 minutes later)
Music store customer #3: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
Actually talented pianist: OMG why did beethoven even write that?

beethoven by Brian H. August 20, 2007

beethers 

the one word needed to describe a situation, place, event, etc. that is VERY bad.

Let's dip this smoke spot man, it's hella beethers.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.

beethers by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017