Barmed

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

by Ricardo Espana October 9, 2022

Barmy

a british word for, "crazy" or "deranged" acts

Jerri: Okay BUT cream cheesing your bagels on a stage is barmy.
Marko: ...
Jerri: You are barmy, marko.

by JERRSTERRR October 18, 2022

Barmecide

Something that's imaginary, and with that: disappointing.

Waifus and husbendos are all barmecides.

by Modicum amount of creativity November 14, 2022

blamblam

Often coming in tribes or small armies, a blamblam is the offspring of a daddy blamblam after a sexual night in LND town.

Danny S: I want to shag
LDN Bird: Lets make blamblams

by mymanbojo May 3, 2023

Blame-o-maniac

Someone who manically blames everything on others instead of taking responsibility for their wrongdoings.

Stop being such a gaslighting blame-o-maniac, Jessica!

by TiredKitten May 6, 2023

Blahmold

Definition: Ran into a wall and died.

He just blahmold!

by K Town13 July 7, 2023

Barmnam

Dumb bitch >:(

"Man, your additude makes you seem like a barmnam."

by RatIsCrippled420 August 15, 2023