Beerts

After a night full of drinking, if diarrhea occurs the following morning, it is often referred to as the beerts.

I killed 18 beers last night, but now I'm stuck on the pot with the beerts.

by thabenefits November 21, 2009

Bertathon

A string of berties seemingly without end.

A series of relentless acts of rudeness in which the perpetrator
encroaches upon the rights of another.

First the tea, then the angel cake, he's also borrowed my tennis racket without asking AND he's wearing my headband ! A bertathon and a half indeed !

by Man79 October 24, 2010

Bertao

To be 3/4 circumcised.

I was gunna go down on him till i noticed he was bertao.

by Muffdiver10 February 19, 2011

bertatious

(Adj.) Bold behavior with a salty undertone

Josh was incredibly bertatious with his bar guests last night

by oldkate November 23, 2013

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

beerticipation

Looking forward to, with great anticipation, that first beer on a Friday afternoon

Jeremy: Mate, this Friday is dragging.
Phil: I know, my beerticipation is beginning to get out of control.

by Piripi1 July 26, 2012

bertaut

Hypocritical, forgetful, and awfully thought out interactions are all traits of a Bertaut.

"Hey, Bertaut, want to hang out?"
"Nah, I'm at the mall."
"...Why the fu-"

by Crimson Crusader November 12, 2013