Beatico

Beatico Is Strong but caring, when he hold you you feel his strength but you know he love you till the end. He is always with you and gives the best advice. He always says the truth and is very wise.

What a powerful name Beatico is-Gustavo D

by Gumar325 January 20, 2021

beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.

Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.

by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021

Bedtime baghdad

To ejaculate in to someone else's bed and make it up again so it's not noticed.

I'm away to Bedtime Baghdad the polish cunts bed cause he'll not see it for 2 days

by Drunkies March 20, 2021

beatiful

you.

you are beatiful.

by urbeatiful July 20, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Bentimize

The art of talking bullshit with some serious content on it

I'm going to Bentimize this crowd with a ton of humor with an occasional fact thrown in.

by ZionD September 30, 2021