B Hole Bagel

A bagel with a hole that closely resembles an anus

Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?

Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.

Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!

Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.

by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012

bagelry

A restaurant that sells only bagles and all that is related to bagels- such as bagel sandwiches and bagles and shmear.

Trent went to the bagelry this morning to get a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

by Trent Taylor November 2, 2005

Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

Baelist

A playlist for your bae.

Bae: can we listen to some music?

You: let me just bring up my baelist

by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014

green bagel

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

by laura kkkkk December 6, 2007

Vegas Bagel

A Pretzel.

I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D

Vegas bagels!

by Swatzy August 24, 2009

fuck off my bagel

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

by randelas April 26, 2011