The Basement

noun. the place underneath your/my/someone else's house where cute boys and girls that you want to keep under your thumb but not date or have sex with go. These boys and girls can range in age anywhere from 9 to 99 as long as there is something simply adorable and/or fascinating about them.

That little nerd is totally going into The Basement.

by KLR or Jenny August 11, 2008

the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 10, 2009

Joshua Bassett

The Bitch that left Olivia Rodrigo for that Blonde girl

Don't be a Joshua Bassett

by Rey99 January 11, 2021

bossemup

the act of being or going to be intoxicated via alcohol

I am going to get bossemup tonight.
Man he sure is bossemup.

by John420 February 15, 2007

Bassomo

The compounding of "Bass" and "homo". The word is synonymous with Audiofag and Sonicqueer, but refers to the level of bass in the music instead of the actual music volume in the the space.

Ex.
Person1: Yo, I can feel the bass in my body. I'm starting to feel numb.
Person 2: Wow, you bassomo. I always new it! You love it when I turned up my system in my car and why you used to sit on subwoofers!

by Lobstertate212 May 29, 2010

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

Basement Boogers

The nastiness that comes out of a vagina when a woman is not having her period, aka vaginal discharge.

I use pantiliners so that my basement boogers do not make me feel any discomfort.

by melee3 October 10, 2011