On Bard

- similar to saying on God however referring to a different power

- the god of dads

On bard I didn't steal that food.

by XPRpro July 6, 2022

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

Get baed

Baeing (verb) is the process of acting kind to another person and calling them your bae, just for them to fall into the trap and get baed.

"U my bae ❤️"
"Omg! I love you too! ❤️"
"get baed."

by sagniffico August 17, 2022

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

Max Bardgett

Max is the Top tech of the 0151, he is very angry but mildly accoustic, with a stick and OBD Reader he is unstoppable, pop and bang hater and old Audi saviour.
amazing with girls if you couldn't tell (pyar sarcasm)

disclaimer - Deaf

person 1 - "Max Bardgett"
max bardgett - "the wha"
person 1 - "init max"

by Notmaxbardgettfr March 7, 2024

I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

dirty bardiya

when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!

by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024