Aaren

Very cute and handsome asian. He is very outgoing and generous. He’s a hardworking gentleman and does almost anything you tell him to do. If you get on his bad side or piss him off, you’ll end up with bruises at the end of the day. He is adequately loving and has a colossal sense of humor and will make you laugh anyway. He enjoys making new friends and wouldn’t mind hotties hitting him up.

Girl 1: OMG! Looks, it’s Aaren. Isn’t he so cuteee??!
Girl 2: He gave me money yesterday for no reason! I’m totally in love...
Aaren: *Pulls hair back* What’s up ladies?
Both girls in unison: WILL YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME!!??

by The Daily Feed January 19, 2020

sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

by buster3535 July 25, 2014

Ternion-all-powerful Award

The ultimate waste of money for the ultimate waste of time known as Reddit.

I got the Ternion-all-powerful Award on my Reddit post, jokes on the poor sap that spent the $125 to give it to me.

by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Awardal

(a-ward-ul)

verb.

1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.

The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder.

by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014

Amareah

Beautiful, sweet, and nice girl and name. She is very intelligent with a good attitude. She is the best friend!

Who is Amareah? Oh Amareah is that cute girl over there

by Lowkeyhasf January 9, 2021

Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011