The Athlete

Is a runner NOT a sprinter

Traits: Very, yes i mean Very Big Brains, ALL the girls come to him, Fast, Usually a farmer, Owns an Iphone, goes to a small school

Appearance: Tall, Muscular, has a huge mustache, a good eye for girls

Fails: Athletes usually lose to asians..small asians. Can't handle longboards. Thinks hes good at FIFA.

Weaknesses: Athletes usually are weak agains't Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band

"Cold beer on a friday night," - Crowd
"STOPPPP IT fjsdlkafjkldsjafkljsdaklf Aghhh," - Athlete

"Look at the big brains on the athlete." - anonymous

by anon #/b/ June 10, 2010

atheism

Atheism
Benefits:
- Free on Sunday!
- Get to focus on the now.
- No guilt!
- Can claim full responsibility for life's achievments.
Drawbacks:
- No afterlife. :(
- Must take responsibility for life's failures. Dang!

Dang, it was a tough choice. I mean, I like the idea of the afterlife. But I really wanted to free up my Sunday's, so I chose atheism. And, the best part is, I still get presents on Christmas! Yeah, beeyatch, atheism is the shiznit!

by AtheismIsFreedom April 22, 2005

atheist video game

a game created by ejz games where you travel back in time to assassinate abraham, the authors of the bible and mohammed to prevent judaism, christianity, and islam

the atheist video game was featured on msnbc

by robert m kerr January 30, 2009

Student Athlete

A group of people who are willing to get up earlier, work harder and be leaders on and off the field, court, and classroom. They are incredibly hard working not only keeping grades up but also striving to be the best in what they do.

Why do they work so hard?

They’re student athletes.

by Davids13222 December 1, 2018

athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

Atharva gadre

The cutest person u will ever meet on earth. He can charm you by just being subtle. Attractive. Difficult to cracking but once you now him..he is a gem...and one in a million

You're loved atharva gadre

by Unknown01847 May 15, 2019

r/atheism

The most successful missionary project ever.

r/atheism has been very successful in getting non-believers to believe in God again.

by anonymous June 8, 2023