AwakenedSTB

Gay Activist

Look at the AwakenedSTB down there , i hate them

by Kuttypoona69 July 27, 2022

askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

Askew

A word if searched on Google, tilts yours screen.

If you go here for the literal definition there is seriously something wrong with you.

Google " askew"!! HAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL!1

by Radinsh December 5, 2022

Ashkeschnoz

A large proboscis stereotypically associated with Ashkenazi Jews.

He could smell anything with that Ashkeschnoz of his!

by gobackensidonna December 20, 2022

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Awake

Awake is the opposite of woke. It is being awakened and alert to the hypocrisy and danger of wokeness, such as charities intentionally or inadvertently promoting negative societal issues, such as racial division, illegal immigration that isn't genuine humanitarian intake, or climate fear mongering, and are motivated by financial gain through donations solely for their wages, perks and bonuses, despite claiming to be non-profit, which is inaccurate.

I'm awake and not woke to that left-wing party saying that those people are victims, especially when they are actually doing well, helping others and being successful, just to get votes to be seen to be fixing a contrived problem that doesn't exist.

by The Person Who Is The Real One January 23, 2023

awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them

girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing

by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023