banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out

When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"

by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005

Alberta

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.

What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!

by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Amber Alert

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.

Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.

by g-diggity June 1, 2006

Fox News Alert

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.

"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"

by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.

After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

by John Moneybags January 20, 2019

Allertaine

A homemade energy drug consisting of Gfuel, Gatorade Thirst Power, condenced sugar, and perscription pills such as Adderall and Tylenol. Typically mixed in with a drink, snorted, or inhaled.

Bro did you see Trevor last night? He was acting wack after he snorted a gram of allertaine.

by Drugster November 12, 2016