sanity wipe

The wipe you issue just to make sure no more fudge dragon is left over after a bowel movement.

I got my sanity wipe in because I knew i was gonna be gettin' some tonight.

by Lance M. Snyder December 17, 2006

Pipe wipe

When you pull your penis out of any ass hole and it has poop on it so you grab the nearest rag or any thing to wipe it off what ever it may be it’s a pipe wipe

I was doing my ol lady in the arse and when I pulled it out my penis had poop on it so my blanket became my pipe wipe

by 3-buck chuck October 1, 2018

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.

Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.

by buttman12473 March 1, 2011

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005