Derek

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek

Derek for a bag of sniff, derek chisora the boxer. Chizzle chisora it’s all the Same shit you feel Alive then shite for days!

Yes mate give us a blast of the derek! Fuck me that’s some heavyweight chisora belting chiz that lad fancy a beer

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

Derek

Being crazy and doing stuff that a Derek will do like erm... going nutsssssssss

Stop being such a Derek, bitch!

by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023

Dereking

Present perfect of Derek.

Stop dereking in front of me, will you?

by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023

Derek Treatment

To give someone the silent treatment, and when not doing this, treating them as if they have autism.

"But fr why are you guys giving me the Derek treatment?"

by CoachFrank69 October 1, 2023

Derek

Gay ass Xbox player with gay friends eats ass on a daily and sticks his finger in his but for a living

Hi I’m derek I eat ass

by Feted November 22, 2021