by sogasoidglsd July 11, 2017
The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 20, 2019
by Haha goteeeemn September 12, 2017
This is performed by sticking your finger in your ass and then stirring that finger in someone's drink.
by SC_Dude February 01, 2009
Person1: Why haven't we seen C around lately?
Person2: Oh, she's been doing the nerdy dirty with her physics lab partner.
Person2: Oh, she's been doing the nerdy dirty with her physics lab partner.
by evlrmm8t November 13, 2009
An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.
Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021
Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
by Mr_Kevlar August 09, 2016