You'll probably only meet 1 person named Vision in your lifetime, the chances are low I guess. You might never even meet a person named Vision. If you do though, you're pretty darn lucky.
by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.
Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.
See also: My way or the highway
Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.
See also: My way or the highway
"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.
I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.
by A_D•420• February 8, 2015

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

by Professor Thawne April 3, 2025

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025

The way older people over sixty look back fondly to the past e.g. the sixties.similar to looking with rose tinted spectacles. Some use it for people whose memory is clouded by the use of recreational drugs.
by Lebouf June 21, 2025
