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Committee of Vaginas (The COV) 

The female group in which your girlfriend consults with and confides in. This can also be known as her "circle of friends". There are some cases in which the boyfriend may over rule the committee. The committee generally communicates via cell phone, text messages, face book, Myspace on all major decisions that most likely will affect the boyfriends life.
"My girlfriend and her Committee of Vaginas (The COV) met on saturday and decided to go on a trip to North Carolina in August instead of May."

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vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

vagina tax 

why sally makes less than ted
Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.
vagina tax by Curlz n C-Dawg June 28, 2007

vagina for hire

That John has been soliciting for a vagina for hire in the city's redlight district.

vaginal riptide 

No one truly knows the origin of, "Vaginal Riptide" but there has been one account of the word being used.

The story goes, that a couple years ago a drunk man at a Massachusetts house party before leaving whispered in someones ear saying, "Vaginal Riptide, think about it," and from that day forward that person has been searching for the meaning.

Some say the meaning is, "When a male ejaculates so much that he creates a current through the women's vagina lips giving a rush of pleasure." but that definition is still not 100% factual. What is "Vaginal Riptide"? Think about it.....
N/A but by the definition given;
(Conclusion to heated sex) "Oh babe! I'm going to vaginal riptide through you."
vaginal riptide by The Librarian December 3, 2014

galatic vagina 

A really great vagina that any interstellar
creature would want to smash, get into, lick,bang
Damn yo Tai got that galatic vagina
galatic vagina by RaS17 February 15, 2009

Wet Vagina 

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.
Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.
Wet Vagina by vagina pro August 12, 2011