A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.
by Chef Uc January 08, 2021
A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
by Mstr42 November 13, 2015
I am cooking cookies.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
by Disneylander May 12, 2021
by Cock inhaler November 24, 2021
by NWMOSG July 15, 2020
by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015
When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 04, 2020