hockey dad

The Opposite of a Soccer Mom

Soccer mom < Hockey Dad

by Kinist August 12, 2005

Disneyland Dad

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.

Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

deadbeat dad

A man who is totally incompetant in raising a child to be grown up fully potentialed, and fullhearted. Deadbeat dads find some sort of energy in commiting one or all of the 7 deadly sins. Mongrels such as these should fire in the pits of Hell and suck on rectum for aslong as they shall live when calling themselves, "The Honorable Parent".

My dad slams a woman ONCE unbridaled, is willing to pay the abortion fees to kill the non-existant child, lives in a seperate town for more then half her life not talking to her, comes to visit whenever the hell he feels like it, barely pays child support each month, kisses her on the head and calls himself, "The Greatest Father In The Universe".

by Phatal July 10, 2003

VSCO Dad

A dad who acts like a VSCO Girl just to stay "hip with the kids"

person 1: Have you seen that VSCO Dad?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: He's wearing a scrunchie, so it's fine.
person 2: Yeah sksksksksksksk.

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

jacks dad

abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny

jacks dad is where

by TheFlabbernator April 25, 2017

Spook dad

say this to your dAd when its spooky season and you still wanna call him dad .

ABBY- yeo spook dad

BEA- yeo fat baby

by WhyAbby October 17, 2018

Deadbeat Dad

Father who doesn't help support {financially, physically or emotionally} his children.

Look at Corey, he's such a deadbeat dad. So many kids but doesn't support for a single one.

by the_girl_he_loves August 26, 2015