mongrels

The mongrel is a wiley animal.

<Vertigo> A mongrel is a wiley animal

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten October 14, 2004

Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels

Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.

The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.

by Jamison February 16, 2005

American Mongrel

American Mongrel (or Mutt) is a derogatory word to describe the Americans, for being part of a Melting Pot, where everyone is mixed with one another.

"America is a mongrel nation run by Jews"
- Adolf Hitler

"We are sort of a mongrel people"
- Barack Obama

Example:
John: Hey look! There goes that American mongrel.
Peter: These American tourists are everywhere in Europe now.
John: Tell me about it. Bunch of mutts...

by Gött August 11, 2012

half a mongrel

semi erect penis

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!

by mickybird December 13, 2014

cock mongrel

One who selfishly devours the cock.

Wow, that Cornell is such a cock mongrel.

by Jumai182 January 19, 2008

ass mongrel

anal bitch, generally. some one who pays too much attention to things that don't posess any qualities worth paying attention to. consequently, an ass mongrel's presence is less than appreciated, due to being such a tool.

Dude, I was working with Dave the other day, and he fucking narc'd me out for not wearing my name tag to LuAnn. (mumble mumble dumb bitch)

Man, he's such an Ass Mongrel.

by neoprisonr March 22, 2004

dirty mongrel

The best word ever to describe anyone in any situation. It can be good or bad. Mostly used when someone is being annoying or dumb and you're in a situation where you can't call them something worse. Also related to the word dirty rat which is pretty much the same just someone being more sneaky almost disease riden like a rat would be. Dirty mongrel can be a huge insult or it could also just be a friendly insult you have to figure out which one it is. Dirty mongrel is the best word ever created. It's gnarly and rad at the same time no word can describe everything and anything in the world better than dirty mongrel. It's a word sent down from God himself. It's also fun to say.

Why did you just bite me, god you're such a dirty mongrel!

by Dirty mongrel July 15, 2014