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Sam

A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.
God do I love sam and his dear penis
by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019
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If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019
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Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT
That Sam there Yh is a batty boi
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A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite
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The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
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Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"
by Stijner June 20, 2019
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Sam is a wannabe cowboy.
Sam is crying and shaking cause he was told he would never be a real cowboy.
by I’m not dan April 22, 2019
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