this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.
by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010
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a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
by poomonks September 1, 2003
Get the carpet squatter mug.When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
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by talemah June 9, 2010
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1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009
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