screw you we're from Texas

a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas

New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea

Texan: Screw You we're from Texas

by deuce13 October 25, 2011

Texas batman

A sexual maneuver in which a man sneaks up behind the victim and simultaneously whispers "I am the bat" while inserting is throbbing erection into his targets rectum.

Frank: So I gave this girl the "Texas batman" the other night.
Jimmy: You sneaky bastard.

by Degenerates August 5, 2009

texas

The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.


If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.

1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...

3.God bless Texas.

by TexasBallin May 19, 2005

Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003

Tejasswi Prakash

She will be the winner of the ColorsTv reality show Bigg Boss 15. She is Khatron se khelne walk Hasina, People call her Teja, Teju but her close friend calls her sweety. Teja is the most loved contestant of the 15th season by a neutral and real audience because of her down to earth and nice nature.

She's cute, funny, dramatic, strong opinionated, fearless, Fierce attitude, and most entertaining. And her partner is so sweet but over-possessive about her they are known as #TejRan

Tejasswi Prakash

by Tejasswi Prakash November 24, 2021

Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.

Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!

by fransky January 6, 2008

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008