Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011
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be like the boys. Often caused by "Daddy issues".
Started in Print shops in Minnesota in the 1990s,
this condition often causes screws, nuts, and bolts to
snap off. Also know as a repair debutant.
be like the boys. Often caused by "Daddy issues".
Started in Print shops in Minnesota in the 1990s,
this condition often causes screws, nuts, and bolts to
snap off. Also know as a repair debutant.
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Get the testicle licker mug.1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.
2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.
Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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Warning: may lead to fornication.
Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
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